Friday, May 04, 2007


Daily Times Pakistan....These are from the Daily Times in Pakistan....

Do stairs go up or down?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

Are children who act in R rated movies allowed to see them?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

Why don't the hair on your arms get split ends?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

If a fork was made of gold would it still be considered silverware?

Why is a square meal served on a round plate?

Why do all superheroes wear spendex?

Why are Pringles curved?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

Do movies producers still say lights, camera and action when it is a dark scene?

Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?

If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Can you cry under water?

Why is it when we duck they call us chicken?

What do vegetarians feed their dogs?

Can a person choke and die on a lifesaver?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still caled a hearing?

Is there anything easier done than said?

Why don't ducks duck when you shoot at them?

What are those little things at the end of your shoelaces called?

If they develop a supersonic train, will they give it a whistle?

Is bad a bad word?

Can dog have dog days?

Why are things typed up but written down?

Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

Why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

What is the speed of dark?

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why do the ABC song, twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep all have the same

What should one call a male ladybird?

Why do you get on a bus and a train but get into a car?

Is a hot car cool or is a cool car hot?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Finally ! Finally ! It's over! The dreaded mid year exam! But it felt weird today after last paper. Suddenly, there's nothing else to do but just plain chilling out. The emptiness felt didn't seem right. All of sudden I'd plunged into a bottomless pit.( sorry bit dramatic after Desp.Hsewif)
I knew I didn't do well this test. And jLoi's forehead power had a serious glitch.She didn't dream of anything about MUET. Maybe got power failure.

Anyway, now that a big burden had just been dropped off my shoulder, I can finally concentrate on several things abandoned in hand.
Firstly, my mother's day card & pressie for mama & grandmama. I hope that she would be here on Mother's Day.
Secondly, catching up on Desperate Housewives' and House. My my, I just finished 5 back-to-back episodes on DH Season II. ( a bit outdated )
Thirdly, now that I'm free, I don't seem to remember what I'm supposed to do.
Lastly, next week again MUET speaking test. Hope I don't get hard question.
Maybe something I can babbled on.
Mmm...maybe effect of dramas on STPM students.
Brain adled with them. Something bad.
That I would be able to elaborate.
1. Postponed work
2. Waste of time- ass glued to sofa-eyes glued to TV
3. Family drama - how mum nags and nags after results are out
4. Fantasies about cute actors - ask Xin Min about her lovely Prison Break guy.
5. Health affected- Trust me.When you fall of your feet everytime this Prison guy's scenes are on, you are prone to getting bruises and stratches. If lucky, might knock your memories of your brain. Ah ha! Brain Damage ! ( *wink*wink* - jLo**)

There you go. Five good points in two minutes. Not bad huh.

Gotta go catch more DH. Tataz......signing off....carol