Friday, May 04, 2007


Daily Times Pakistan....These are from the Daily Times in Pakistan....

Do stairs go up or down?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

Are children who act in R rated movies allowed to see them?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

Why don't the hair on your arms get split ends?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

If a fork was made of gold would it still be considered silverware?

Why is a square meal served on a round plate?

Why do all superheroes wear spendex?

Why are Pringles curved?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

Do movies producers still say lights, camera and action when it is a dark scene?

Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?

If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Can you cry under water?

Why is it when we duck they call us chicken?

What do vegetarians feed their dogs?

Can a person choke and die on a lifesaver?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still caled a hearing?

Is there anything easier done than said?

Why don't ducks duck when you shoot at them?

What are those little things at the end of your shoelaces called?

If they develop a supersonic train, will they give it a whistle?

Is bad a bad word?

Can dog have dog days?

Why are things typed up but written down?

Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

Why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

What is the speed of dark?

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why do the ABC song, twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep all have the same

What should one call a male ladybird?

Why do you get on a bus and a train but get into a car?

Is a hot car cool or is a cool car hot?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?


  1. i have one question for you. what on earth are you doing reading the daily times of pakistan?

  2. Hihi...
    guess who???
    ur so-called "twin sister"------Pei Tsan....
    found your blog here thru links from other blogs...
    i hope you dont mind me wandering around here illegally....

  3. why the post so long bout crappy stuuff...